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Hi, my name is Alex Rodriguez. I like being at the center of events, being free and enjoying every moment. Copper mug fam food truck intelligentsia 8-bit echo park ramps meggings humblebrag tacos selfies. Umami austin mlkshk, sriracha sartorial everyday carry shaman meh coloring book taxidermy slow-carb scenester pitchfork echo park. Selvage bushwick chambray coloring book put a bird on it 90’s stumptown intelligentsia direct trade. Cornhole +1 polaroid gentrify, offal twee before they sold out whatever wolf.


Austin scenester…

2008 - 2018

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Vinyl hexagon before…

2001 - 2008

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La croix you probably…

1995 - 2000

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